Coffey with a Y

clexa-pick-up-lines: gracewileysmith: ‪I once watched a woman pop off all 10 of her press-on nails...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:27:35 -0700

gracewileysmith:

‪I once watched a woman pop off all 10 of her press-on nails into the trash before walking into a lesbian bar

chaotic neutral

marxistbarbie: do you ever sit and think about your female ancestors and like how many of them...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:16:00 -0700

marxistbarbie:

do you ever sit and think about your female ancestors and like how many of them endured forced marriages, sexual abuse, physical violence and complete deprivation of education and autonomy and suffered silently for literally centuries. going through pregnancies and child birth without modern medicine, having multiple children and watching most of them die before the age of five because that was just the way of life back then? and ultimately you are a product of their pain? i think about them a lot and then i think about how many women continue to share their reality in this current year

afro-elf: arrogantwerpen: afro-elf: i didn’t know fox was really pushing the narrative of these...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:07:59 -0700

afro-elf:

arrogantwerpen:

afro-elf:

i didn’t know fox was really pushing the narrative of these concentration camps for kids being nice and fun as proof that they aren’t concentration camps

i hate to break this to you, fox. but the nazis definitely did try to sell the public on the idea that concentration camps were nice and fun

also like…. americanization of children stolen from families also resembles shit the nazis did???? there’s no way to avoid the comparison????

showing the concentration camps as better than they actually are was something the nazis did

the actual propaganda films are on youtube

starshapes: bob-belcher: SHE STOPPED THAT SONG DEAD I AM...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:05:45 -0700

starshapes:

bob-belcher:

SHE STOPPED THAT SONG DEAD I AM SCREAMING

cryoverkiltmilk: pinkqueerpunk: never forget that the deadpool movie had a female character with...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:03:55 -0700

cryoverkiltmilk:

pinkqueerpunk:

never forget that the deadpool movie had a female character with super strength and they actually cast a buff woman to play her

her name is gina carano and she’s a professional mma fighter……dont ever forget how much right deadpool did by its female characters

I swear to various gods I didn’t even notice she was topless in that last one, I was so distracted by the abs and the incoming kick

quasi-normalcy: amemait: glorianas: my fave bit of black dog folklore is that in some folklore...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:03:14 -0700

quasi-normalcy:

amemait:

glorianas:

my fave bit of black dog folklore is that in some folklore there is a belief that the first person buried in a cemetery stays there and doesn’t cross over and helps other spirits move on and protects them from evil spirits, now naturally people want to avoid this fate for their loved ones and themselves so they would sometimes bury a dog first and it would return in the shape of a big black dog and protect the newly dead from evil spirits and occasionally the living as well

this kind of spirit is called a church grim

You mean it’s called a good doggie.

Does he get to move on when the cemetary fills up?

Photo

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:02:18 -0700

turing-tested: turing-tested: earlier I asked if CAH could send me a pride pack for doing them...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:02:13 -0700

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

earlier I asked if CAH could send me a pride pack for doing them some free accidental viral marketing and included a fake resume while also requesting they hire me as well as give me free stuff and they just emailed me back and. im crying

for reference this is the resume, word for word

“Additionally, my resume is as follows:

I’ve played card against humanity at LEAST three times.

[REDACTED]

While I don’t have a degree, one time I hung out at an abandoned college? ”

chikorita-ifeel4u: why are people ignoring that horrible...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:01:15 -0700

chikorita-ifeel4u:

why are people ignoring that horrible parking

siriuslynore: When you think about it, we are all bodies who do everything to keep us alive from...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:57:10 -0700

siriuslynore:

When you think about it, we are all bodies who do everything to keep us alive from fighting diseases and fixing broken bones and all these several complex things our inner organs do - with a brain that keeps fucking up the whole thing because of our mental illness(es). Brain is like that one member in a group project who just can’t handle all the responsibility its handed.

npr: The list of things you’re supposed to avoid when you’re...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:51:07 -0700

npr:

The list of things you’re supposed to avoid when you’re pregnant (like I am) is comically long. Hot baths. Alcohol. Soft cheeses. Tuna and lunch meat. Sprouts.
So it felt a little odd to be offering up my arm for a vaccine a few weeks ago, at the start of my third trimester. Really? No ibuprofen or Pepto, but yes vaccines?
The shot was to protect against whooping cough, among other things, and doctors at the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists or ACOG recommend it for all women, in every pregnancy. And, there are a few other shots that are advised for pregnant women, depending on your circumstances — and a few you’re not supposed to get.
For the first time, the group has released a one-page immunization guide for pregnant women that spells all of this out.
It’s basically like the vaccine schedule for children you might see in the pediatrician’s office, but much simpler. The goal is for it to be easily posted in doctors’ offices, “so that it becomes more automatic and part of everyday prenatal care,” says Dr. Laura Riley, one of the guide’s authors and chair of the ACOG immunization work group.
What’s recommended: An infant lifesaver
The two vaccines most pregnant women should get are the flu shot and the tetanus, diphtheria, and acellular pertussis vaccine or Tdap.
The flu shot is, of course, given seasonally. It’s recommended because women’s immune systems are affected by pregnancy, and they’re more likely to get seriously sick from influenza.
Tdap is a bit different — it protects newborns against pertussis or whooping cough. It’s a very contagious disease especially for infants and it can make them seriously ill. According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, half of babies who get pertussis end up in the hospital, and some die.
Pregnant Women: Avoid Soft Cheeses, But Do Get These Shots
Illustration: Nicole Xu for NPR

hamburgertrousers: depressedphoenix: oh? Oh?? OH?? OH??? ROCKS ROCKS ROCKS RCOK COS ROCKS OTSOCK...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:48:07 -0700

hamburgertrousers:

depressedphoenix:

oh?

Oh??

OH??

OH???

ROCKS ROCKS ROCKS RCOK COS ROCKS OTSOCK TOCKS

you’re so fucking lucky, i keep getting ads about dental implants

adhdnightmare: maximusprimal: mukuroikusaba: hayamika: katiel...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:47:44 -0700

adhdnightmare:

maximusprimal:

mukuroikusaba:

hayamika:

katielynn526:

allieinarden:

silver-tongues-blog:

goat-yells-at-everything:

beeandpupcat:

THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN

People like to make fun of animators but jokes on them…

WHY’D YALL LEAVE OUT THE BEST ONE?

Can’t forget this gem.

Reblogging for my home boy Zorak 😎

c3po: jlivingwell: It’s totally okay to say “you know what, this isn’t making me happy” and to walk...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:47:03 -0700

c3po:

jlivingwell:

It’s totally okay to say “you know what, this isn’t making me happy” and to walk away from whatever or whoever is keeping you from the happiness you deserve

me halfway through unpacking the dishwasher when i get to the cutlery

wodneswynn:

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:40:47 -0700

wodneswynn:

girlfriendluvr: girlfriendluvr: im yours came on the radio and since jason mraz came out as bi i...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:37:08 -0700

girlfriendluvr:

girlfriendluvr:

im yours came on the radio and since jason mraz came out as bi i noticed it doesnt have any pronouns or genders mentioned in the song… bi anthem

jason mraz: Well open up your mind and see like me
Open up your plans and damn you’re free
Look into your heart and you’ll find love love love love
Listen to the music of the moment people dance and sing
We are just one big family
And it’s our God-forsaken right to be loved loved loved loved loved

me:

jessloveing: the-fury-of-a-time-lord: lezcorp: lethal-cuddles:...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:12:06 -0700

jessloveing:

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

lezcorp:

lethal-cuddles:

eeveelutionsforequality:

bluezey:

venusisfortransbians:

hipsterwitchvibes:

1f12:

holy shit

I.C.O.N.I.C

Y'all mind if I

You forgot the next year where Lisa was dating two women

Lisa is canonically bisexual!

And polyamorous, apparently

what i love is that Bart isn’t sour cuz his sister’s with ladies, he’s upset cuz WHY DOES SHE GET TWO WOMEN AND I CAN’T KEEP ONE

Honestly I dont even think its that’s he cant keep a woman, I think hes just annoyed at being squished on the couch

hollowfacade: squided: breadedsinner: Uh hey quick question what the FUCK does that mean? It...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:05:54 -0700

hollowfacade:

squided:

breadedsinner:

Uh hey quick question what the FUCK does that mean?

It means you need to agree to do a long list of things not in the job description for no extra wage and you can’t complain about it or ask for more money

Applicant must lick my boots during interview and tell me they enjoy it.

mrkanman: mrkanman: someone: compliments me my hideous brain goblin: no im n– me, beating the...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:04:59 -0700

mrkanman:

mrkanman:

someone: *compliments me*

my hideous brain goblin: no im n–

me, beating the goblin with a stick: no!!! its nice having my positive traits acknowledged!! responding to affirmation by denying it doesn’t make anybody feel good! the goodness in me isn’t always visible to myself, and i won’t put myself down when people see it! i deserve compliments!

hideous brain goblin, spitting blood: they’re lying to you to make you feel bet–

me, loading my shotgun: I’ll Feel Better And That’s What Matters, Shitlord. Making Those Assumptions And Festering On Them Will Only Hurt Me And The People Who Genuinely Do Mean Their Compliments. If I Assume The Worst In Praise, I Won’t See The Best In Myself.

warriormale: cornerof5thandvermouth: warriormale: tricornking: Honestly, I want to get fit...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:04:30 -0700

warriormale:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

warriormale:

tricornking:

Honestly, I want to get fit enough to where I can easily bridal carry anyone, but especially whoever is the hefty, zaftig woman who chooses to be my wife, for as long as either of us want. Being able to be that strong…being that strong really speaks to me.

Warriormale, do you have any advice on how to get that strong?

Sure, So lots of squats with heavier and heavier weights, especially back squats. Squats build the entire body and increase testosterone levels as well. Start with full body exercises, without equipment and then start training with barbells. You will see your strength increase dramatically and muscle grow quickly over your entire body.

Become the King of Squats!

WarriorMale

I’m gonna carry all of my friends at once, mark my words

If you squat faithfully, trust me, you will get very strong.

WarriorMale

Coffey with a Y

clexa-pick-up-lines: gracewileysmith: ‪I once watched a woman pop off all 10 of her press-on nails...

marxistbarbie: do you ever sit and think about your female ancestors and like how many of them...

afro-elf: arrogantwerpen: afro-elf: i didn’t know fox was really pushing the narrative of these...

starshapes: bob-belcher: SHE STOPPED THAT SONG DEAD I AM...

cryoverkiltmilk: pinkqueerpunk: never forget that the deadpool movie had a female character with...

quasi-normalcy: amemait: glorianas: my fave bit of black dog folklore is that in some folklore...

Photo

turing-tested: turing-tested: earlier I asked if CAH could send me a pride pack for doing them...

chikorita-ifeel4u: why are people ignoring that horrible...

siriuslynore: When you think about it, we are all bodies who do everything to keep us alive from...

npr: The list of things you’re supposed to avoid when you’re...

Pregnant Women: Avoid Soft Cheeses, But Do Get These Shots

hamburgertrousers: depressedphoenix: oh? Oh?? OH?? OH??? ROCKS ROCKS ROCKS RCOK COS ROCKS OTSOCK...

oh?

Oh??

OH??

OH???

ROCKS ROCKS ROCKS RCOK COS ROCKS OTSOCK TOCKS

adhdnightmare: maximusprimal: mukuroikusaba: hayamika: katiel...

c3po: jlivingwell: It’s totally okay to say “you know what, this isn’t making me happy” and to walk...

wodneswynn:

girlfriendluvr: girlfriendluvr: im yours came on the radio and since jason mraz came out as bi i...

jessloveing: the-fury-of-a-time-lord: lezcorp: lethal-cuddles:...

hollowfacade: squided: breadedsinner: Uh hey quick question what the FUCK does that mean? It...

mrkanman: mrkanman: someone: *compliments me* my hideous brain goblin: no im n– me, beating the...

warriormale: cornerof5thandvermouth: warriormale: tricornking: Honestly, I want to get fit...

mrkanman: mrkanman: someone: compliments me my hideous brain goblin: no im n– me, beating the...